- ❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞
- ❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞
- ❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞
- ❝ He has no pulse! ❞
- ❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?
- ❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞
- ❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞
- ❝ I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞
- ❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞
- ❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞
- ❝ I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞
- ❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞
- ❝ You had sex. How was it? ❞
- ❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞
- ❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞
- ❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞
- ❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞
- ❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞
- ❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞
- ❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞
- ❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞
- ❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞
- ❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞
- ❝ I lost my shoe! ❞
- ❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞
- ❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞
- ❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞
- ❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞
- ❝ Glad you’re back. ❞
- ❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞
- ❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞
- ❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞
- ❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞
- ❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞
- ❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞
- ❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞
- ❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞
- ❝ When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞
- ❝ If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞
- ❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞
- ❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞
- ❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞
- ❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞
- ❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞
- ❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞
- ❝ You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞
- ❝ I was staring at Simba. ❞
- ❝ You gave me syphilis! ❞
- ❝ This is why I keep you around. ❞
- ❝ So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞
- ❝ I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞
- ❝ He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞
- ❝ Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞
- ❝ I think I like this rules thing. ❞
- ❝ You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞
- ❝ You’re my person. ❞
- ❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞
- ❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞
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JONATHAN SHAW is a character from the movie LOCKDOWN produced by Stephen Reynolds. All rights belong to him as I only play the character.
I don’t wanna say I’m HIGHLY SELECTIVE, but I don’t just follow anyone. I prefer 1 dollar over 100 pennies quite honestly. I sometimes do this to keep a clean dash.
I’m a mutuals only blog.
I reserve the RIGHT to decline a role play for whatever reason: I always read through people’s biographies and rules to make sure our characters can properly mesh.
Everything that you see on this profile has been made by me and me only. Don’t steal anything from me; I’ll know if you did, and I’ll make sure the world knows.
If you know me, you know that I’m a HUGE sucker for angst. Seriously, it’s my aesthetic and my second religion so feel free to throw something gut wrenching my way. 90% of this blog will be angst filled, 5% of it will be a rare form of fluff, and 5% of it will be crack.
I’m mildly comfortable with smut just as long as you’re over the age of 18. No exceptions to this rule because I SERIOUSLY don’t want the police knocking on my doorstep.
Descriptions of MENTAL DISORDERS will also come into play, seeing as Shaw is chemically imbalanced. If you feel as though you can’t continue with this, or due to graphic situations such as heavy bits of gore, violence, harsh language and such, then don’t follow. DO IT AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Don’t.Rush.Me.For.Replies.2.K.5.EVA.
Ships are QUESTIONABLE in this profile, only because Shaw is a heavily damaged individual. Should it happen, I prefer it to be through raw chemistry. That’s how you get something very genuine, much like you would in real life.
OOC drama WON’T BE TOLERATED. Anon hate WON’T be acknowledged either. Grow up, seriously.
I absofuckinglutely LOVE OC’S. Seriously, I love them...but I prefer if you’re not some sort of Mary Sue, ya feel? Have a rules page. Have a biography page setup. I wanna get a good grasp of your character before we start a little something or brief me through it privately.
Watering down my muse is something I won’t EVER do. I won’t make him ‘out of character’ for the sake of sparing a situation to progress at all. It’s ‘character development 101′ and I don’t wanna put it at a halt just to make you happy.
Just send me memes. Plot with me. Throw something my way. DO EVERYTHING WITH ME. Meeting new people is my jam and if we can create magic through writing, then even better.
CALL ME SLAYDE.

Full Name: Jonathan Lee Shaw
Preferred Name: Shaw
Pronouns: He/Him
Gender: CIS Male
Species: Humanoid
Date of Birth: December 7th
Year of Birth: 1982
Age: 32
Birth Place: Cincinnati, Ohio
Sexual Orientation: Heteromantic demisexual
Job Occupation: Detective
Information regarding his MOTHER and FATHER remain unknown. He doesn’t like to talk about them at all, disregarding them and placing them under ‘deceased’ in his profile.
There’s zero information regarding family expansion in terms of siblings. As far as everyone knows, he’s an only child.
Height: 1 . 93 m
Weight: 102 kg
Body Structure: Shaw is a generally athletic guy, although he isn’t stacked with too much muscle. He has a small waist with a broad upper torso and toned overall body. Being that he’s in law enforcement, he does everything possible to keep in shape.
Hair Color: Arguably light brown, though he’s blonde.
Hair Style: Usually slicked back or brushed back - he hardly likes to keep it down and over his face when he’s on the job. On casual occasions, he won’t brush it too much since he’ll have a hat on.
Eye Color: Icy blue, though it has a tendency to change to a darker hue when he seems upset.
Preferred Clothing Style: Leather jackets are always a must for him, one way or another. Long sleeved muscle shirts or long sleeved plain black shirts are his 'go to’ along with some 'Relentless’ brand jeans. He also likes to wear plain sports hats or beanies during the winter, and sometimes cover his hands with gloves on the job.
Facial & Genital Hair: Shaw isn’t the kind of man to let a beard grow at all - the most he’ll go without shaving his face is a week and a half tops. Too much hair makes him too itchy ; just a slight scruff is enough for him to want to shave. Chest hair sometimes is evident, though it’s almost like a five o clock shadow at best. From the waist down, he prefers to keep himself properly groomed and bald, even though it’s a lot of maintenance.
Drink: Almost every single day - his preferred drink is classic whiskey and bourbon.
Smoke: Sometimes he’ll smoke a cigarette, though it’s very rare unless he’s extremely stressed out. He prefers Red Malboro’s.
Drugs: Chewing tobacco is his 'go to’ but on rare occasions. He used to smoke weed and do heroin when he was younger.
Phobias: Cleisiophobia [ fear of being locked in a closed place ] - Pediophobia [ fear of dolls ]
Positive Traits: Sharp. Disciplined. Adventurous. Honest. Trust worthy. Witty. Sarcastic. Loyal.
Negative Traits: Apathetic. Distant. Selfish. Greedy. Vengeful. Predatory. Nihilistic. Hostile. Eccentric.
Personality Alignment: Chaotically Neutral

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