psychotiictheory:

            CARNIVOR and voyeur
            Stare at  the  transmittal
            Sing to the DEATH rattle

X

                                                               We  all  feed  on  TRAGEDY
                                                               It’s like BLOOD to a vampire

SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

silverheartsilverskin:

“Are you breaking up with me?”
“Are you having nightmares again?”
“Anything you want to say?”
“Apparently, I need to grow a mustache.”
“Balloons? Really?”
“Be quiet!”
“But what if we get caught?”
“Can you not?”
“Care to tell me what’s going on?”
“Come find me.”
“Did you even love me?”
“Did you ever stop to think about how I feel?”
“Don’t look at me like that.”
“Don’t touch me.”
“Do you love him/her?”
“Do you love me?”
“Everyone leaves.”
“Eviction notice. It’s an eviction notice.“ 
“Fine, I’ll go.”
“Finally!”
“Fight me for it.”
“Fuck it.”
“Get away from me.”
“Gotcha!”
“How high are you?”
“How did you get here?”
“I bought a goat.”
“If what we had was real, how could you be fine?”
“I get that you wanted to come up with the plan, but your plan is stupid.”
“I hate you.”
“I’ll bet you a dollar.”
“I said that I’m in love with you.”
“I think I’m pregnant.”
“I’m going to kill you.”
“I’m not eating that.”
“Is that a chicken?”
“It’s not that I think your cooking is bad! It’s just … Not that good.”
“Jokes on me, huh?”
“Just friends?”
“Just let me go.”
“Just tell me the truth!“ 
“Kiss me.”
“Kicking someone is not a form of romance.”
“Let me explain.”
“Listen, it was a completely innocent gesture.”
“Maybe you should go.”
“Maybe fuck you will be our always.”
“May need you to bail me out of jail.”
“Miss you.”
“No. The answer is no.”
“Not drunk enough for this.”
“Never, ever doing that again.”
“Okay, I know this looks bad…”
“Please don’t.”
“Please stop talking.”
“Personally, I’d rather make out with a cactus.”
“Quick, I need you to bring me a bottle of bleach.”
“Quiet! Someone’s going to hear.”
“Quit being annoying.”
“Really, where were you?”
“Right. Of course it’s my fault.”
“Silly of me to think you actually cared.”
“Simple? Brushing my teeth is simple. This? This is not simple.”
“So… How’s the weather?”
“Tell me you didn’t steal someones dog.”
“There’s something wrong with you.”
“This definitely isn’t what it looks like.”
“Us? There is no us.”
“Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.”
“Unfortunately, she/he said no.“ 
“Very cute.”
“We can’t do this.”
“Was it just a lie?”
“Wait, what did you just say?”
“Wait! Hold on!“ 
“Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?”
“What the hell?”
“Why are you naked?”
“Why is there silly string everywhere?”
“Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?“ 
“Without you, I’m lost.”
“X-Rays? What the hell did you do and why didn’t you tell me?”
“You broke up with me. There’s nothing left between us anymore.”
“You’re leaving? But it’s taco night…”
“Zebras have nothing to do with this conversation.”
“Zelda is more important right now.“ 

Detective Johnathan Shaw meets Detective Ani Bezzerides

hunger games trilogy || starters

veilled:

feel free to change pronouns , tenses , etc .

❝  _{it takes 10 times as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart .}❞
❝  _{why am i not dead ? i should be dead .}❞
❝ _{having an eye for beauty isn’t the same thing has having a weakness .}❞
❝  _{i wish i could freeze this moment , right here , right now , & live in it forever .}❞
❝  _{no one really needs me .}❞
❝ _{remember , we’re madly in love , so it’s all right to kiss me anytime you feel like it .}❞
❝  _{i am not pretty . i am not beautiful . i am as radiant as the sun .}❞
❝  _{you love me . real or not real ?} ❞
❝  _{ally . friend . lover . victor . enemy . fiancee . target . mutt . neighbor . hunter . ally. i’ll add it to the list of words i use to try to figure you out.}  ❞
❝  _{here it’s safe , here it’s warm .}❞
❝  _{i’m not like the rest of you . there’s no one left i love .}❞
❝  _{i’m very hard to catch , & if they can’t catch me , they can’t kill me .}❞
❝  _{stupid people are dangerous .}❞
❝  _{you don’t forget the face of the person who was your last hope .}❞
❝  _{you’ve got about as much charm as a dead slug .}❞
❝  _{my nightmares are usually about losing you .}❞
❝  _{for there to be betrayal , there would have to have been trust first .}❞
❝  _{destroying things is much easier than making them .}❞
❝  _{here’s some advice . stay alive .}❞
❝  _{they’ll either want to kill you , kiss you , or be you .}❞
❝  _{you’re not leaving me here alone .}❞
❝  _{well , i don’t have much competition here .}❞
❝  _{you here to finish me off , sweetheart ?} ❞
❝  _{i stand by what i said . do you want me to lie about it ?} ❞
❝  _{because i’m selfish . i’m a coward .} ❞
❝  _{you & me , we’re even . no more owed . you understand ?} ❞
❝  _{if we burn , you burn with us .}❞
❝  _{what ? do you find this distracting ?} ❞
❝  _{i can still rip your throat out .}❞
❝  _{where’s loverboy ?} ❞
❝  _{i’m the kind of girl who , when she might actually be of use , would run to stay alive and leave those who couldn’t follow to suffer and die .}❞
❝  _{the kisses have the opposite effect , of make my need greater . i thought i was something of an expert on hunger , but this is an entirely new kind .} ❞
❝  _{hope . hope is the only thing stronger than fear .}❞
❝  _{a spark could be enough to set them ablaze .} ❞
❝  _{kind people have a way of working their way inside me and rooting there .}❞
❝  _{whatever breaks you .}❞
❝  _{i am in pain . that’s the only way i get your attention .} ❞
❝  _{i’m not going anywhere . i’m going to stay here and cause all kinds of trouble .}❞
❝  _{imagine thousands of your people , dead . your loved ones , gone .} ❞
❝  _{i hate being so alone .}❞
❝  _{don’t make me sorry i restarted your heart .}❞
❝  _{they will kill us .}❞
❝  _{you know , you could live a thousand lifetimes and not deserve him .}❞
❝  _{please feel free to take this personally .} ❞
❝  _{at some point , you have to stop running & turn around and face whoever wants you dead .}❞
❝  _{aim higher in case you fall short .}❞
❝  _{some walks you have to take alone .}❞
❝  _{whatever breaks you .}❞
❝  _{well , you’re a piece of work , aren’t you ?} ❞
❝  _{isn’t it strange that i know you’d risk your life to save mine , but i don’t even know what your favorite color is ?} ❞
❝  _{you are my life .}❞
❝  _{i’m here to help you make an impression .}❞
❝  _{you have no idea . the effect you can have .}❞
❝  _{if desperate times call for desperate measures , then i am free to act as desperately as i wish .}❞
❝  _{so when did I become so special ?} ❞
❝  _{you’re not afraid i’ll kill you tonight ?} ❞
❝  _{technically , i am unarmed . but no one should underestimate the harm fingernails can do .}❞
❝  _{i doubt they’ll figure out our plan , since we can barely understand it ourselves .}❞
❝  _{mess with us & we’ll do something worse than kill you . we’ll kill your children .}❞
❝  _{you’re kind of squeamish for such a lethal person .}❞
❝  _{you’re not going to die . i forbid it . all right ?} ❞
❝  _{i thought we had an agreement not to lie to each other.} ❞
❝  _{closing my eyes doesn’t help . fire burns brighter in the darkness .} ❞
❝  _{jealousy is certainly involved .} ❞
❝  _{what is the worst pain ? to me , it’s always the pain that is present .} ❞
❝  _{i’ve been down by the stream collecting berries . would you care for some ?} ❞
❝  _{may the odds be ever in your favor .}❞
❝  _{what i need is the dandelion in the spring . the bright yellow that means rebirth instead of destruction . the promise that life can go on , no matter how bad our losses .}❞
❝  _{____ ? maybe some pants ?} ❞
❝  _{i can’t tell what’s real anymore , & what’s made up .} ❞
❝  _{i knew you’d kiss me .} ❞

rpmememaker:

Send “✆” for a MORNING text.
Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT.
Send “☎” for a RUSHED text.
Send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
Send “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text.
Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.
Send “✘” for a HATEFUL text.
Send “#” for a RANDOM text.
Send “@” for a SCARED text.
Send “&” for a LOVING text.
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
Send “ツ” for an EXCITED text.
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
Send “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. 

memeroundups:

Way to ruin the afterglow - Sentence Memes { nsfw }

• “So if you’re done, I’ll be getting my clothes now.”
  
• “Think of this as a lifetime opportunity, because it’s never happening again.”
• “That can’t seriously be it…”
• “Is asking for cuddles afterwards really too much for you?”
  
• “Well, that was awkward and inadequate. But you get an A for effort I guess…”
• “Come on don’t fall asleep, let’s go for round four.”
• “Oh I see what the problem is… you think this is something other than casual sex.”
  
• “You know where the door is, you can lead yourself out. And pick up your pants.”
  
• “Wow, you’re a lot more attractive when you don’t open your fucking mouth.”
• “Yeah I know you’ve got a nasty streak, that’s why I tied you up.”
  
• “So I didn’t actually have a condom at hand but I was really horny and you were hurrying me-”
• “Look, I’m not saying you need to be loud next time but no one likes a silent starfish.”
  
• “Warn me next time you try a weird idea like that so I can at least brace myself.”
• “These handcuffs are pinching my skin, can you take them the fuck off?”
  
• “If I’d known how bitchy you were going to get, I would have gagged you.”
• “Shit… look, I was drunk. You were easy… basically, this shouldn’t have happened.”
  
• “Well that was fun, right? … Hey, come on, turn that frown upside down.”
• “That name you called out during sex better have been a fucking safe word.”
  
• “So here’s my number. And I’ll text you if I ever need a booty call.”
  
• “Are you trying to pay me for the sex we had?”
  
• “Of course I caught your name, it was… say, how about I fetch us some water?”
  
• “Well maybe if you had higher standards, you wouldn’t be complaining about spreading your legs for me.”
  
• “Get off, my legs are falling asleep.”
  
• “Don’t tell a single fucking soul this happened, or else.”
  
• “Yeah I heard what you said, was just texting my friend that I got laid.”
  
• “You wouldn’t be mad if I posted your o-face on instagram, would you?”
  
• “Listen, we can both bicker about who’s the bigger asshole or I can bury my cock in yours again. Sound fair?”
  
• “I can’t fucking believe this, to think that I slept with such a neanderthal-”
• “I think your neighbors heard the whole thing…”
  
• “Don’t tell me you pulled that out of a cosmo sex tip.”
  
• “Please don’t… spank me next time…”
  
• “Wait, you thought I was a virgin?”
  
• “You can leave now. Don’t let the door hit you on the way out.”
• “I won’t take the collar off, that’s for good girls/boys who behave.”
  
• “Look, you kept rubbing my feet and it was kind of creeping me out.”
• “I think I need a long shower now… along with some self reflection…”
  
• “Where are you even leaving to, this is your house.”
  

TFLN Sentence Starters (Part 3)

a hella long list of adele sentence starters

muse–memes:

[ 19 ]

• “He would be hard to chase, but good to catch.”
  
• “He could change the world.”
  
• “You can tell that he’ll be there for life.”
  
• “There’s no way I could describe him.”
  
• “Say that it’s always been me.”
  
• “I’m the one for you.”
  
• “You should know that you’re just a temporary fix.”
  
• “It don’t mean that much to me.”
  
• “You’re just a filler in the space that happened to be free.”
  
• “How dare you think you’d get away with trying to play me?”
  
• “Why is it every time I think I’ve tried my hardest, it turns out it ain’t enough?”
  
• “What am I supposed to do to make you want me properly?”
• “I’m taking these chances and getting nowhere.”
• “I know things may never change.”
• “Despite the truth that I know, I find it hard to let go and give up on you.”
• “I’ve made up my mind, don’t need to think it over.“ 
• “This ain’t lust, I know this is love.”
  
• “If I tell the world, I’ll never say enough 'cause it was not said to you.”
• “Should I give up?”

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A note about shipping with me

ventusdraconis:

• I probably already ship it
• not that I deliberately start rp’ing with people for the purposes of shipping, but if there’s chemistry, if there’s interesting interaction, then yeah, I probably ship it

you don’t have to ship it too; it’s fun to torture the muse with unrequited feelings okay

• I will never pressure you into a ship
• if you feel like i’m pressuring you, let me know and i’ll do my best to rectify the behavior
• if you want to ship a thing, pitch it to me. the answer is probably yes.
• that said, don’t assume it without at least mentioning it to me ooc first.
• ships are usually in their own separate verses unless we’ve discussed something else.
• if you ship with me I’ll ruin your life

xoxox i love you bbies

I’m gonna be reblogging a crapload of memes while I’m at work in the next couple of hours and set it on the QUEUE. If we’ve got nothing going on or if you wanna just send something in, it’s FREEGAME. Do what ya want and send some stuff in. Lord knows with these past few days, I need something to keep my head in tact.