BANG BANG
INDEPENDENT
DETECTIVE
JONATHAN SHAW

Written by: Slayde

soldoutboughtin:

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Fuck…

“…..Just move your damn car… Please.

Of course he’d bad mouthed a cop. Of course he did. As if this day couldn’t get any fucking worse. Knowing he’d have to put up with Roman’s smug fucking face and Dean creeping around the damn corner, now this…?

“You a real cop…? I’ll get you front row seats if you do me a favour…”

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             “Y’know, I would’ve gotten ANOTHER car, but CAMARO’S are
            a classic. ‘don’t really like to ride ‘round in Mustangs. This kind’a
            car is a lil’ underrated cause of it’sPOOR PERFORMANCE. ‘sides,
            ‘not often y’see a yellow muscle car parked in front of a building to
            enjoy a good wrestlin’ show when the driver is OFF DUTY.”

Oh, how he loved to TOY with people at times. He supposed the incident over
at METRO SOUTH made him such a disturbed creature of habit; nothing mattered
to him nowadays, unless it was work related. It was a damn SHAME just how
absorbed he was in his own job.

            “Why would I LIE? ‘not the kind’a guy that just waves ‘round a badge for
            the GIGGLES. Y’treat everyone this way BEFORE and AFTER a show, or
            is it jus’ your ego gettin’ in over your head?”

   
                     

soldoutboughtin:

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“You see this building you’re parked in front of? This arena? This is my god-damn kingdom for the week. Which means I get the parking spot up front next to the bosses. What are you, the janitor or something? Might let you clean the Champ’s car if you say please like a civil guy.”

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             “Why do people always insist on using THAT LINE as an insult?
            C’MON. Bad day at the office? ROUGH DAY with the locals? Or
            did someone kill your dog? I’m only here to enjoy the SHOW –” 

He was quick to flash his badge from the inside pocket of his leather jacket. 

            “’jus’ an ORDINARY guy with some gold wantin’ to have a relaxin’
             day here, but I see SOME PEOPLE ain’t so welcoming, huh?”

   
                     

;; Grey’s Anatomy Starters

rpmemes-gallery:

  • ❝ Why do you think I want to keep an eye on you? ❞
  • ❝ Can you keep a secret? ❞
  • ❝ Oh, my God. I’m gonna die. ❞
  • ❝ He has no pulse! ❞
  • ❝ What’s the point? What’s the point of anything?
  • ❝ You’re a complete tool sometimes. ❞
  • ❝ I’m not an ugly duckling anymore. I’m a swan. ❞
  •  I’m glad he’s getting laid. I should be getting laid. ❞
  • ❝ Our lives are built on our mistakes as much as our successes. ❞
  • ❝ It seems like you came home because you thought you were in trouble. ❞
  •  I came back, but I’m not home. And I’d really like to be home. ❞
  • ❝ It’s okay. You go. We’ll be fine. ❞
  • You had sex. How was it? ❞
  • ❝ When did you become such a kiss ass? ❞
  • ❝ I still got it. My superpowers are intact. ❞
  • ❝ We should have never gotten married in the first place. ❞
  • ❝ Don’t be sorry, be better! ❞
  • ❝ I’ll give you ten bucks to stab me in the face right now. ❞
  • ❝ That poor handsome fool. ❞
  • ❝ You will never, ever find another friend as good as me. ❞
  • ❝ The world keeps going without you. ❞
  • ❝ Somethings are simply out of your control. You can’t change them, you can’t bend them to your will. ❞
  • ❝ People change, but they don’t change. ❞
  • ❝ I lost my shoe! ❞
  • ❝ Don’t give me some nonsense about how absence makes the heart grow fonder. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t understand how this keeps happening! ❞
  • ❝ You’re right, I’m fleeing. Like Bambi from a forest fire. ❞
  • ❝ I’m sorry this happened to you and I’m sorry it made you hate me. ❞
  • ❝ Glad you’re back. ❞
  • ❝ Can two people really be meant to be? ❞
  • ❝ I’m not a spoon. I’m a knife and I’m going to stab you in the eyeball. ❞
  • ❝ Sometimes we have to get lost. To find each other. ❞
  • ❝ Why do you keep calling me princess? ❞
  • ❝ I am laughing, just not externally. ❞
  • ❝ Check yourself before you wreck yourself. ❞
  • ❝ I think I’m falling in love with […], and I’m really afraid it’s going to destroy me. ❞
  • ❝ You need to expand your horizons. ❞
  •  When we’re done here, can you braid my hair? ❞
  • If you ever cheat on me, I will kill you. ❞
  • ❝ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care. I can take it. ❞
  • ❝ She was perky, and she sounded happy and tall with a lot of great hair. ❞
  • ❝ I just got here, I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ❞
  • ❝ I’m going to miss you. ❞
  • ❝ It’s the past, and you don’t have to defend it. ❞
  • ❝ I hate both of you right now. ❞
  •  You’re making a mistake–a big one. ❞
  • I was staring at Simba. ❞
  • You gave me syphilis! ❞
  • This is why I keep you around. ❞
  • So, that’s what rock bottom looks like? ❞
  • I’m asking for a job, not a date to the prom! ❞
  • He’s an attractive guy. Good bone structure, hypnotizing eyes. ❞
  • Carpe Diem. How annoying is carpe diem? ❞
  • I think I like this rules thing. ❞
  • You must be the woman whose been screwing my husband. ❞
  • You’re my person. ❞
  • ❝ I don’t want to never see you again. ❞
  • ❝ I’m short so my punches land low. ❞
   
                        

It’s Burke, he’s dirty and i’ve got the evidence. 

   
                     

I’ll be on this account tomorrow after I come back from the gym/work, and BEFORE a wrestling pay-per-view. For the time being, find me on @psychotiictheory !

   
                     

Actually, yeeeeh, no. Find me on @psychotiictheory for the night.
I can’t come up with a solid theme for this account and I’m like GRRR status right now.
Heads up to people here who frequent Shaw more: if you can’t find me here, you can always find me there and we can do stuff and things. That’s my MAIN ACCOUNT…or whatever the cool kids call it these days.

 
                     

Theme makeover is overdue on this account. I’m displeased with this one right now tbh.
After the theme, I’ll be here and over at @psychotiictheory
HTML will forever be the goddamn death of me.

   
                     

Bob Saget Sentence Meme

ask-meme-addicts:

❛You creep me out, and if you creep me out you are fucked up.❜

❛I’m a good person. That’s a loser weirdo.❜

❛I loved your work in Angry Birds.❜

❛He’s got a pretty mouth, let me tell ya’.❜

❛Don’t scream like that, do it later for me.❜

❛You’re laughing heartily at this, which means you’re sketchy at best.❜

❛I punched him in the fucking heart.❜

❛Some of you are my bastard kids, I know your mama.❜

❛The bitches and hoes be screaming.❜

❛Who would have sex with an Ugg boot?❜

   
                     

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❛ and walk. ❜ she added, reminding herself of bruised knees and scratchy
palms. losing it all at the table only to be stomped lower on the concrete
after a drunken misstep. she wished she could blame more people around
her, but the list was modicum and distant. she could only blame herself.
numero uno, on that fine paper line. 

             ‘ you think you could have a shot at anything else? ❜

life’s too short to get good enough at one thing.

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             “That means BELIEVING in regret.”

That was such a TOXIC word to even fit into his vernacular. What he did
for a living was something he CRAVED,   even though there was a lot of
blood  on  his  hands. The demons were loud SURE, but that didn’t stop
him from completing his task.

                           It was still HINDERING his chance at TRUE FREEDOM.

             “I’m TIED DOWN to what I do.
            The only way out is through a bullet wound.”

   
                        

thedirtiestdeeds:

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          “Dunno what you’re on about, porkchop. All ‘m doin’ is walkin’ my ass on
           home… so unless there’s somethin’ illegal ‘bout gettin’ fresh air, ‘m thinkin’
           you ought’a back off my nuts. What is this? Some sort’a shake down? Ain’t
           that against the law? The way I look at it, you’re wastin’ your time over here
           hasslin’ me when you could be chasin’ down a real criminal. Unless you’re
           gonna search me, you should waddle on off. Dunkin’ Donuts is right down
           the road…I’d draw y’ a map, but I figure you can sniff the place out. What ‘m
           tryin’ t’ say, if it ain’t gettin’ through t’ ya, is piss off.”

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             “Y’sound like someone RAN OVER your puppy, ‘nd mad against
            the world.  I’ve met a lot of people like you in my line of work. The
            DONUT jokes don’t work like they used to, KID.”

Maybe Shaw was CHALLENGING the younger boy, always being one to
run face first into the line of  trouble.  It  seemed  to  follow  the  detective
everywhere he went, even if he tried to keep himself AWAY from any sort
of publicity. His life was ERRATIC, surprises lingering at every corner. For
all he knew, this man COULD be a criminal - perhaps he WAS right about
wasting his time on him. BUT THEN AGAIN…the boy intrigued him.

            “What exactly are ‘ya trying to PROVE to me?”